INDIANA | Behind enemy lines, mm fiction/gay erotica author JEFF FUNK continues his naughty typing… Read his scandalous pulp fiction here:

Since I live in Indiana, it’s strange being a writer of #mmfiction / #gayerotica. Feels like I’m “behind enemy lines” peddling subversive #lgbt #pulp propaganda. JF

MIDNIGHT READER: Twelve Erotic Tales by Jeff Funk · http://amzn.com/B008LDQAIY ·  This collection includes the first four books of the Midnight Reader series: Bad Boy, Curious, Rascal & Stranger. Twelve o’clock. Twelve erotic tales intended for mature readers.

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IT’S RAINING REINDEER is a story told in the form of a song about an unfortunate mishap with Santa’s sleigh. With toys scattered everywhere and elves falling through the air, will Santa be able to deliver all the toys in time? This edition includes the poem with illustrations, melody with big notes, and arrangements for Two-Part voices with piano accompaniment and Three-Part Mixed voices with piano accompaniment.

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Things are quite strange over at Danforth & Rabeena’s house. This Christmas, they’re dealing with cows and leprechauns. Not to worry though; Olivia the maid is fully prepared for her “cow poop cleaning duties.” Like the reindeer situation, it too is FREE for Christmas, so be sure to nick a copy of Amazing Tales of Danforth and Rabeena: Cows for Christmas today!

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AMAZING TALES OF DANFORTH AND RABEENA: Cows for Christmas

On Christmas Eve, Oliva the Maid must clean windows, dodge leprechauns and rescue the family cat while everybody in the house watches from the family room by the fireplace.

With the help of Grayson the Butler, Danforth contends with a gang of escaped cows whose misconduct is accounted for with lots of nasty details. And Santa Claus makes a memorable entrance in this unusual story of adventure and Christmas wonder.

Elephant guns, foggy mishaps and other harrowing ordeals are gathered in this weathered journal you’re now holding. Grab your bookmark and cozy into Amazing Tales of Danforth and Rabeena: Cows for Christmas.

Black & White on Cream Paper
Page Count: 46 pages
ISBN-10: 1494475219
BISAC: Juvenile Fiction / Humorous Stories

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From Glee Club Smarties™ comes a lullaby, Music of My Dreams, for SATB, Three-Part Mixed and SSA choirs with piano accompaniment. Optimized for all devices, this Kindle edition includes engraved melody-oriented sheet music and real page numbers.

“MUSIC OF MY DREAMS” by JEFFREY ERIC FUNK (ASCAP)

Just past midnight, while I sleep
A song drifts through my mind
As the moonlight bathes the sea
I hear a lullaby
Such sweetly blending beauty
Hear the angels sing

And I woke softly, pausing then
To hear the music of my dreams
Gentle harps and whistling flutes
Play on and on in my dreams

While the night wind cools my room
I search my memory
And hear a phantom serenade
Of haunting melody
Just listen, join me as we
Journey to the dawn

And I woke softly, pausing then
To hear the music of my dreams
Gentle harps and whistling flutes
Play on and on in my dreams

I dream of sun-bright ocean skies
And I hear mighty waves
Whispering their evening song
Proud music of the storm

Music, the music of my dreams
Only, I can hear it
Calling me, guiding me home
And I will always hear the song
Play on and on in my dreams
Play on and on in my dreams

*Lyric sheet provided by the author/publisher and is used by permission.

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PULP BUZZ

A subversive neo-pulp movement is afoot in publishing and through his syndicate Jeff Funk is collecting pieces of the PULP CHRONICLES

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Buzz for Modern & Retro Pulp with a Bang!

Pulp Buzz is the “thinner sister syndicate” of Midnight Reader. The new NightLite™ edition includes pulp posts, breaking tweets, author news, interviews and videos, and is optimized for fast loads on all devices. 



Fear not, the original Midnight Reader will continue ticking—and breathing—alongside its femme fatale sister, Pulp Buzz. —JF

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Posted: September 12, 2014 in Uncategorized

PULP BUZZ

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Thumb through Midnight Magazine on Flipboard 

For articles on pulp fiction, crime novels, erotica, creative writing, consciousness, sex & culture.

Flip me!JF

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Twelve Erotic Tales • Read for Free http://amzn.com/B008LDQAIY • ebook | print

If you insist on paying, it’s yours for a sexy $6.99…but why blow your wad? Avid erotica readers with #kindleunlimited membership get to frolic with wild abandon—for free—exploring virtual shelves packed with booksCome along and read for pleasure. ★ JF

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#1 Bad Boy • Read for Free http://amzn.com/B0089NP988 • ebook | print

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#2 Curious • Read for Free http://amzn.com/B0089NPAHS • ebook | print

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#3 Rascal • Read for Free http://amzn.com/B0089NLHZM • ebook | print

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#4 Stranger • http://amzn.com/B0089G0BME • kindle | print | epub

Drop by my Midnight Café where the coffee’s cheap & the servers are hot! ★ JF
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OUT OF THE ROLLING OCEAN
by JEFFREY ERIC FUNK / WALT WHITMAN

Performed by Orpheus Male Chorus of Phoenix [chamber music]
Written and Composed by Jeffrey Eric Funk
Adapted from the poem “Out of the Rolling Ocean the Crowd” by Walt Whitman
Published by WHISPER THE NAME JEFF FUNK (ASCAP)

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OUT OF THE ROLLING OCEAN [choral series]

From the composer of Glee Club Smarties™ comes a sea shanty for mixed choir (SATB), men’s choir (TBB) and women’s choir (SSA/opt. Two-Part) with piano accompaniment. “Out of the Rolling Ocean” will lull whomever hears it like a siren’s song in the night. Adapted from the poem, “Out of the Rolling Ocean the Crowd” by Walt Whitman. Written and composed by Jeffrey Eric Funk.

OUT OF THE ROLLING OCEAN

Out of the rolling ocean
The crowd came a voice
Whispering “I love you
Before long I must go”

I’ve come a long, long way
Merely to look on you
I could not go till I found you

Behold the ocean and the land
Hear the music of the storm
No one can separate us

Now we have met
We have look’d
We are safe
Return in peace to the ocean
I too am part of the sea

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