I’LL NEVER SAY GOODBYE

Sadly, Google+ is going the way of the Dodo and I haven’t been this bummed since Tumblr cracked down on “dirty content,” you know, the good stuff. Jeez, G+, it took a lot of work to assemble 1,978 of my closest friends and log millions of views.

So…to hell with them. Come with me!

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AMAZING TALES OF DANFORTH AND RABEENA: Cows for Christmas

AMAZING TALES OF DANFORTH AND RABEENA: Cows for Christmas by JEFFREY ERIC FUNK. Things are quite strange over at Danforth & Rabeena’s house. This Christmas, they’re dealing with cows and leprechauns. Not to worry though; Olivia the maid is fully prepared for her “cow poop cleaning duties.” Get your copy of Amazing Tales of Danforth and Rabeena: Cows for Christmas today!

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Black & White on Cream Paper
Page Count: 46 pages
ISBN-10: 1494475219
BISAC: Juvenile Fiction / Humorous Stories

From the creator of Glee Club Smarties™ comes AMAZING TALES OF DANFORTH AND RABEENA: Cows for Christmas On Christmas Eve, Olivia the Maid must clean windows, dodge leprechauns and rescue the family cat while everybody in the house watches from the family room by the fireplace. With the help of Grayson the Butler, Danforth contends with a gang of escaped cows whose misconduct is accounted for with lots of nasty details. And Santa Claus makes a memorable entrance in this unusual story of adventure and Christmas wonder. Elephant guns, foggy mishaps and other harrowing ordeals are gathered in this weathered journal you’re now holding. Grab your bookmark and cozy into Amazing Tales of Danforth and Rabeena: Cows for Christmas.

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