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You oughta SEE the LARGE PRINT edition of Midnight Reader. 20 PT GARAMOND — with “cocks” and “balls” so huge, they leap off the page and — smack! — ya in the face! I try to fill every niche I find. Seniors & visually impaired folks need smut, too. And it’s my goal to be a #1 bestselling author of Large Print Gay Erotica.

Want it? Just touch his nipple and it’s yours, man. Not your cup of tea? Consider what a gift it would make for your ole pervert uncles and cousins. Might be the best present they’ve ever received.

While you’re at it, why not obtain a regular-sized paperback and/or Kindle Edition for yourself?  Also enrolled in #matchbook, #kindleunlimited and #AmazonPrime for people who don’t actually want to own the damn thing, but can secretly read it. And then — poof! — it disappears from your device, like you just got away with something. Nobody the wiser. —JF

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Spreading dirty thoughts in print since 2007™

In my Midnight Reader series, CURIOUS is my top-selling eBook (also most-borrowed by #kindleunlimited & #AmazonPrime members), followed by Bad Boy, Rascal and Stranger. In paperback, the full MIDNIGHT READER: Twelve Erotic Tales collection takes the top spot for most copies sold. ~JF ★ #mmfiction ● http://www.amazon.com/Curious-Midnight-Reader-ebook/dp/B0089NPAHS/ #gayerotica ○ https://jefffunk.wordpress.com/books/ #paperback ● http://www.amazon.com/Midnight-Reader-Twelve-Erotic-Tales/dp/1478241322/

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If you’re looking for a breezy book to take along with you to a sandy beach, the hunt is over! Explore erotic desires — and lose yourself. Come along, with this Bad Boy… —JF

 

Available: PRINT | KINDLE EDITION

FREE! Additional Voicings: SAB | SSA

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Opening song of the millennium
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

“BELIEVE IN THE MUSIC” words and music by Jeff Funk

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Opening song for the millennium NBC telecast of the 74th Annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade as performed by America Sings!

“Believe in the Music” is a dynamic Glee-style pop choral rock song written as a high-energy opening number for concerts. This edition includes the octavo for SATB voices with piano accompaniment and optional instrument parts for: Conductor/Studio Horns, Bb Trumpet 1&2, Tenor Saxophone, Trombone, Guitar, Bass and Drums.

LYRIC SHEET*
BELIEVE IN THE MUSIC
by JEFFREY ERIC FUNK

VERSE 1
Calling out from the darkness
Voices of hope echo through the land
Shining bright, there’s a new dawn
Driven by dreams, we will take a stand
We can
Search for promise and truth
Reach for stars in the sky
We’ll find peace in the wonder
Rhythm and rhyme
And with music in my heart
I’m gonna fly!

CHORUS
You’ve got to believe in the music
Feel its power set you free
Believe in the music
I can feel it lifting, pushing
Calling, guiding me…
Yes, I believe in the music

VERSE 2
Just imagine a future
Lifted by love
Let your heart fly free
Dream of better tomorrows
We’ll make the world
Sing in harmony
You’ll see
With a voice that is strong
We’ll have hope we can share
With our song we can chase away
All despair
If you reach out or call me, I will be there

CHORUS
You’ve got to believe in the music
Feel its power set you free
Believe in the music
I can feel it lifting, pushing
Calling, guiding me…
Yes, I believe in the music

BRIDGE
Oh, I’ll lift my hands
I’ll lift them high
Reach for the mountains
Touch the sky
I’ll pull the stars down
One by one
The magic of music
Has begun

CHORUS 2x

*Lyric sheet provided by author/publisher and is used by permission

Available: PRINT | KINDLE EDITION

INDIANA | Behind enemy lines, mm fiction/gay erotica author JEFF FUNK continues his naughty typing… Read his scandalous pulp fiction here:

Since I live in Indiana, it’s strange being a writer of #mmfiction / #gayerotica. Feels like I’m “behind enemy lines” peddling subversive #lgbt #pulp propaganda. JF

MIDNIGHT READER: Twelve Erotic Tales by Jeff Funk · http://amzn.com/B008LDQAIY ·  This collection includes the first four books of the Midnight Reader series: Bad Boy, Curious, Rascal & Stranger. Twelve o’clock. Twelve erotic tales intended for mature readers.

Christmas week FREE kindle edition!

Christmas week FREE kindle edition!

IT’S RAINING REINDEER is a story told in the form of a song about an unfortunate mishap with Santa’s sleigh. With toys scattered everywhere and elves falling through the air, will Santa be able to deliver all the toys in time? This edition includes the poem with illustrations, melody with big notes, and arrangements for Two-Part voices with piano accompaniment and Three-Part Mixed voices with piano accompaniment.

Don’t miss out! Grab your FREE copy before time runs out — and help spread the word to the kids in your life, especially those who have keyboards & pianos!

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IN OTHER NEWS…

Things are quite strange over at Danforth & Rabeena’s house. This Christmas, they’re dealing with cows and leprechauns. Not to worry though; Olivia the maid is fully prepared for her “cow poop cleaning duties.” Like the reindeer situation, it too is FREE for Christmas, so be sure to nick a copy of Amazing Tales of Danforth and Rabeena: Cows for Christmas today!

Christmas week FREE kindle edition!

From the Author of Glee Club Smarties™ comes

AMAZING TALES OF DANFORTH AND RABEENA: Cows for Christmas

On Christmas Eve, Oliva the Maid must clean windows, dodge leprechauns and rescue the family cat while everybody in the house watches from the family room by the fireplace.

With the help of Grayson the Butler, Danforth contends with a gang of escaped cows whose misconduct is accounted for with lots of nasty details. And Santa Claus makes a memorable entrance in this unusual story of adventure and Christmas wonder.

Elephant guns, foggy mishaps and other harrowing ordeals are gathered in this weathered journal you’re now holding. Grab your bookmark and cozy into Amazing Tales of Danforth and Rabeena: Cows for Christmas.

Black & White on Cream Paper
Page Count: 46 pages
ISBN-10: 1494475219
BISAC: Juvenile Fiction / Humorous Stories

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