Posts Tagged ‘AmazonPrime eBooks’

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You oughta SEE the LARGE PRINT edition of Midnight Reader. 20 PT GARAMOND — with “cocks” and “balls” so huge, they leap off the page and — smack! — ya in the face! I try to fill every niche I find. Seniors & visually impaired folks need smut, too. And it’s my goal to be a #1 bestselling author of Large Print Gay Erotica.

Want it? Just touch his nipple and it’s yours, man. Not your cup of tea? Consider what a gift it would make for your ole pervert uncles and cousins. Might be the best present they’ve ever received.

While you’re at it, why not obtain a regular-sized paperback and/or Kindle Edition for yourself?  Also enrolled in #matchbook, #kindleunlimited and #AmazonPrime for people who don’t actually want to own the damn thing, but can secretly read it. And then — poof! — it disappears from your device, like you just got away with something. Nobody the wiser. —JF

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