Nice is overrated…

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Have a hot Christmas. —JF

MIDNIGHT READER

BAD BOY

CURIOUS

RASCAL

STRANGER

LIKE ’EM LARGE?!

You oughta SEE the LARGE PRINT edition of Midnight Reader. 20 PT GARAMOND — with “cocks” and “balls” so huge, they leap off the page and — smack! — ya in the face! I try to fill every niche I find. Seniors & visually impaired folks need smut, too. And it’s my goal to be a #1 bestselling author of Large Print Gay Erotica.

Want it? Just touch his nipple and it’s yours, man. Not your cup of tea? Consider what a gift it would make for your ole pervert uncles and cousins. Might be the best present they’ve ever received.

While you’re at it, why not obtain a regular-sized paperback and/or Kindle Edition for yourself?  Also enrolled in #matchbook, #kindleunlimited and #AmazonPrime for people who don’t actually want to own the damn thing, but can secretly read it. And then — poof! — it disappears from your device, like you just got away with something. Nobody the wiser. —JF

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Spreading dirty thoughts in print since 2007™

Curiously…

In my Midnight Reader series, CURIOUS is my top-selling eBook (also most-borrowed by #kindleunlimited & #AmazonPrime members), followed by Bad Boy, Rascal and Stranger. In paperback, the full MIDNIGHT READER: Twelve Erotic Tales collection takes the top spot for most copies sold. ~JF ★ #mmfiction ● http://www.amazon.com/Curious-Midnight-Reader-ebook/dp/B0089NPAHS/ #gayerotica ○ https://jefffunk.wordpress.com/books/ #paperback ● http://www.amazon.com/Midnight-Reader-Twelve-Erotic-Tales/dp/1478241322/

BAD BOY — a beach book for pervs

If you’re looking for a breezy book to take along with you to a sandy beach, the hunt is over! Explore erotic desires — and lose yourself. Come along, with this Bad Boy… —JF

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Hey man, I want to invite you to consume all the free smut you can handle. Find links to my dirtiest thoughts fit to print and sign up for my free newsletters. As always, I’m grateful for your support. Cheers! —JF · http://en.gravatar.com/jefffunk

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Follow the PULP CHRONICLES

PULP BUZZ

A subversive neo-pulp movement is afoot in publishing and through his syndicate Jeff Funk is collecting pieces of the PULP CHRONICLES…

Follow@PulpBuzz · @ CRIMEpulpBUZZ · @GAYpulpBUZZ· @12AMpulpBUZZ

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Investigate ★ Pulp Buzz Syndicate

Buzz for Modern & Retro Pulp with a Bang!

Pulp Buzz is the “thinner sister syndicate” of Midnight Reader. The new NightLite™ edition includes pulp posts, breaking tweets, author news, interviews and videos, and is optimized for fast loads on all devices. 

Fear not, the original Midnight Reader will continue ticking—and breathing—alongside its femme fatale sister, Pulp Buzz. —JF

Read for Pleasure

Twelve Erotic Tales • Read for Free http://amzn.com/B008LDQAIY • ebook | print

If you insist on paying, it’s yours for a sexy $6.99…but why blow your wad? Avid erotica readers with #kindleunlimited membership get to frolic with wild abandon—for free—exploring virtual shelves packed with books! Come along and read for pleasure. ★ JF

#1 Bad Boy • Read for Free http://amzn.com/B0089NP988 • ebook | print

#2 Curious • Read for Free http://amzn.com/B0089NPAHS • ebook | print

#3 Rascal • Read for Free http://amzn.com/B0089NLHZM • ebook | print

#4 Stranger • http://amzn.com/B0089G0BME • kindle | print | epub

Midnight Café

Drop by my Midnight Café where the coffee’s cheap & the servers are hot! ★ JF
http://pulpbuzz.wordpress.com/midnight-cafe/

MIDNIGHT READER MAGAZINE on Flipboard

Flipboard enthusiasts, try thumbing through my Midnight Reader magazine for articles on pulp fiction, crime novels, erotica, creative writing, consciousness, sex & culture. Flip me! — JF

GRAB YOURS!

Got #PRIME? If you’re watching Amazon Instant Streaming, then you also get to borrow an eBook every month to read for FREE! This is available for my ebooks Bad Boy, Curious, Rascal and Midnight Reader. Think of it as a five-fingered discount on your one-handed readin’. Grab yours! ★ JF http://jefffunk.com

P.S. Lend me! My eBooks are DRM-free, so feel free to lend them to your friends. And if y’all have slammin’ bods, then by all means send me photos of your bros posing with my smut to help spread the word that “Reading Is Sexy!” 

Investigate ★ Pulp Buzz Syndicate

MIDNIGHT READER BUZZ
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MIDNIGHT READER is a Twitter centric buzz syndicate for modern and retro pulp fiction. Noir, crime, LGBTQ, spicy, horror and hardboiled dime-store paperbacks and eBooks. I invite you to follow my tweets and hope you will come back when you’re looking for “a certain dirty.”

Buzz for modern & retro pulp with a bang!

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Pulp Buzz is the “thinner sister syndicate” of Midnight Reader Buzz. The new NightLite™ edition includes pulp posts, breaking tweets, author news, interviews and videos, and is optimized for fast loads on all devices. 

Fear not, the original Midnight Reader Buzz will continue ticking—and breathing—alongside its femme fatale sister, Pulp Buzz.