LIKE ’EM LARGE?!

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You oughta SEE the LARGE PRINT edition of Midnight Reader. 20 PT GARAMOND — with “cocks” and “balls” so huge, they leap off the page and — smack! — ya in the face! I try to fill every niche I find. Seniors & visually impaired folks need smut, too. And it’s my goal to be a #1 bestselling author of Large Print Gay Erotica.

Want it? Just touch his nipple and it’s yours, man. Not your cup of tea? Consider what a gift it would make for your ole pervert uncles and cousins. Might be the best present they’ve ever received.

While you’re at it, why not obtain a regular-sized paperback and/or Kindle Edition for yourself?  Also enrolled in #matchbook, #kindleunlimited and #AmazonPrime for people who don’t actually want to own the damn thing, but can secretly read it. And then — poof! — it disappears from your device, like you just got away with something. Nobody the wiser. —JF

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Spreading dirty thoughts in print since 2007™

Published by jefffunk

JEFF FUNK has written music for twenty years published by some of the world's largest and oldest media conglomerates. His works have sold millions of copies internationally. His short stories have appeared in paperback and eBook anthologies published by Alyson Books, Cleis Press, Bold Strokes Books, Midnight Reader/Pulp Retro Throwback and Bruno Gmünder. As an actor he was billed as Crawling Man in the horror film Return in Red. He's the author of Midnight Reader: Twelve Erotic Tales. His website is jefffunk.com. Press ✪ Add Favorite to be notified of new publications!

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